Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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