He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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