So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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