I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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