Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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