I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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