Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Randomize
