The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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