Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Even my vagina gasped.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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