Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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