Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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