he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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