But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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