There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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