I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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