i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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