Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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