HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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