He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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