I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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