i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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