i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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