I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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