nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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