Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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