I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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