Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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