After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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