I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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