Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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