just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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