LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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