office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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