I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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