Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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