I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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