She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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