I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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