My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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