i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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