We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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