Swine flu. Run for my life!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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