how can u be prego again
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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