why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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