Do you still have your period?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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