Dual....:-)
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
