I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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