i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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