Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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