They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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