Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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