I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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