I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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