I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Come on in and take your pants off
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